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11:54am April 23, 2014

strykeroptic:

miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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what

And this:

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Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

With good acting

11:19am April 23, 2014

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

11:15am April 23, 2014

theotherhalfofthebrain:

lokislysander:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.

Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.

I also accept this headcanon

Accepted

11:13am April 23, 2014
foxyshy:

i hope they respond

foxyshy:

i hope they respond

11:11am April 23, 2014

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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oh good god i fucked up

11:08am April 23, 2014

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

11:08am April 23, 2014

@chrisevans is it normal for a 30 32 year old man to be as excited about going to disney world with his family as he was when he was 8?

11:04am April 23, 2014

What about the nurse who lives across the hall from you?

10:54am April 23, 2014

tardis-mind-palace:

roachpatrol:

linear-relationships:

sassy-fox:

saywheeeeee:

peixes-royalty:

iamclassywalrus:

AU - The Wolf’s Cub

“What are you singing to her, Doctor?”

“I’m singin’ an old nursery rhyme from Gallifrey. I want to make sure she knows the language.”

OH MY GOD NINE/ROSE CAN I KISS YOU

MY HEART

I think i’m crying

stabbing my face off would have been kinder

this is literally the first nine AU I’ve ever seen of Rose/Nine before, HOLY FUCKING SHIT LET ME BOWN DOWN TO WHOEVER MADE THIS

BUT WHAT WOULD THE NURSERY RHYME SOUND LIKE JUST A GARBLED MIX OF EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE UNIVERSE

10:53am April 23, 2014

Moffat + Sexist Quotes: A List

penguintim:

If you think that this list is missing anything, please let me know.

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